what's for breakfast: green power smoothie

Let me preface this recipe by saying the following:

Get over the color.
Get over the ingredients.

My Green Power Smoothie is one of those life-changing, addicting recipes. You’ll love the energy it gives you, you’ll love the way it makes your skin look and feel, and you’ll love the fact that you’re loading with veggies first thing in the morning.

Now, if you’ve never drank your veggies, don’t knock it ‘til you try it (refer to Preface). I also use it as a hangover cure, and trust me, if it tasted like a wheatgrass shot, I wouldn’t be able to slurp it down whilst Vodka is dripping out my pores and my stomach is in my throat.

It’s going to come out a weird, greenish-vomitish color (refer to Preface).