A nutritious twist on a breakfast favorite.

Hella Bitchen Salmon

i like sweet. i like tangy. i like spicy. i like salmon. i like healthy. i like easy.

that's why i like making AND eating this sweet tangy salmon. i also like when my drunk dad turns to me after cleaning his plate and says, "that salmon was hella bitchen."

try this recipe and wow the drunk family member.

french toast? oui, oui!

Those damn french. They eat french fries, french bread, french toast...and have you seen the women? They're all 10's. Anywho...here's a way to go healthy with a french fave--flourless, low cal, whole grain, low sugar, etc. At 92 calories per piece, you'll be saying, oui oui!

So, head to the store for some eggs and Ezekial bread (which you will replace all of your bread with) and experience an amazing healthy twist to this comfort food.

what's for breakfast: green power smoothie

Let me preface this recipe by saying the following:

Get over the color.
Get over the ingredients.

My Green Power Smoothie is one of those life-changing, addicting recipes. You’ll love the energy it gives you, you’ll love the way it makes your skin look and feel, and you’ll love the fact that you’re loading with veggies first thing in the morning.

Now, if you’ve never drank your veggies, don’t knock it ‘til you try it (refer to Preface). I also use it as a hangover cure, and trust me, if it tasted like a wheatgrass shot, I wouldn’t be able to slurp it down whilst Vodka is dripping out my pores and my stomach is in my throat.

It’s going to come out a weird, greenish-vomitish color (refer to Preface).